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We've got five codes for Stronghold Crusader 2's Special Edition. Would you like one?We've got five codes for Stronghold Crusader 2's Special Edition. Would you like one?
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Behind my walls I would have the High Priest For'Chan whipping up thousand-strong hoard of slaves into a frenzy through whispered half-truths, misinformation and hyperbole. From the confines of the wall this hoard would initially scream merciless taunts, threats and bile at the approaching army until such a time as I gave forth the command,


"Open the Gamergate!"


Wenceforth would spew untamed barbarism on mine foe, causing them to pause for a lengthy period of introspection and pleas for calm.

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