Just like Earth, WoW's Azeroth is actually flat

Azeroth

Remember that guy who brought a spirit level onto a plane to prove the Earth is flat? He opened our eyes to the fact our world is actually an infinite plane, and not a rotating sphere spinning through an endless void. 

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The governments of the world have been hiding this terrible truth - roping in every pilot, sailor, teacher, scientist, astronaut, drone operator, and aeroplane passenger to keep the secret safe. The Earth is flat, satellites don’t exist, and don’t mind that round shadow on the moon or the fact that every other observed planet and star is round. Shut up. Here’s a meme. 

fish memeSee! Flat! 

You're probably wondering what the governments of the world (who can’t usually work together on anything) gain from keeping this truth from us. Obviously (duh) it allows them to keep the promised lands north of Antarctica, while also keeping us indoctrinated so we remain as wage slaves, maaaan. Wake up, sheeple. 

Anyway, this person brought a spirit level onto a dragon to prove WoW’s Azeroth is flat. Well, they didn’t. They just flew to Durotar and Tirisfal Glades, both of which are at opposite ends of Azeroth, and they looked up at Argus, Azeroth’s evil twin floating in the sky. Here’s a (flat) map of the world

Azeroth is flat PROOF

As you can see in the images above, not only can you see Argus from both ends of the flat Earth, but you can also see the exact same view of the planet, so it’s flat too. This is why you’ve never seen a shadow on its face. Also, have you ever dropped a fish in Azeroth? Exactly. 

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Darkedone02 Avatar
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1 Month ago

i'm taking this as satire.

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Belimawr Avatar
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1 Month ago

yay for the fish test that fails to understand basic physics.

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Kirk McKeand Avatar
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1 Month ago

It is irrefutable proof.

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Tim Edwards Avatar
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1 Month ago

Please take politics out of games journalism.

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Clutchy Avatar
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1 Month ago

What politics? The only thing political I read was the word "governments."

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Kirk McKeand Avatar
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1 Month ago

I think Tim meant the bit about a global conspiracy to make us all wage slaves.

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Clutchy Avatar
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1 Month ago

I thought that was done by Journalists. :P

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Kirk McKeand Avatar
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1 Month ago

"Journalism"

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