2K reveal how the aliens won the war in XCOM 2: Fred Dinenage | PCGamesN

2K reveal how the aliens won the war in XCOM 2: Fred Dinenage

XCOM 2 Fred Dinenage

The great scholars of British TV among you will recognise that face above as Fred Dinenage, host of mid-'90s show How 2, an instructional/comedy series answering queries of science and history that you didn't even know you had. It's something of a classic if you're of a certain age and watched UK TV back then, meaning a small percentage of the audience for this latest XCOM 2 video will be able to bask in its nostalgic glee. For the rest, it's just a slightly unusual way of presenting the concealment mechanic that's central to how you engage the aliens.

Tell you what, instead of watching this, go read Jeremy's excellent XCOM 2 review.

Still, we're all for references to the fondly remembered shows of our childhoods - not to mention huge fans of concealment mechanics in general - so it's a comforting kind of oddity:

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But we can't help but wonder… is this in itself a covert spoiler? Ol' Fred's clearly fulfilling some sort of communications manager role within the fiction here ,and it's natural to assume he's kept his job because after the invasion he was the only one still capable. What if he had it before and, indeed, is the reason for our inglorious defeat at the hands of the Sectoids, Ethereals and chums?

Picture the scene, Fred Dinenage merrily tapping away at his command console when a message comes in. In broken English, clear to all but Fred the result of using an imperfect galactic translator, it asks, quite plainly, How 2 Conquer Earth. It being not only his duty but his raison d'être to explain such when asked, he calmly replies with a step by step guide. In the ensuing chaos, nobody understands how the aliens knew exactly where and when to hit and Fred, smart lad that he is, keeps schtum.

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Look into those eyes and tell me that's not an expression of pained guilt and tragic regret. There's no going back now, Fred.

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Silentius Avatar
2 Years ago

This is genius! Fred Dinenage erstwhile children's entertainer and "official biographer to the Kray twins" teaches us how to combat the extraterrestrial threat. Love it!


rgronow Avatar
2 Years ago

Well that's "How...for now!"

SteveCrook Avatar
2 Years ago

Honestly, I think it's brilliant. But then I'm 60 and remember 'HOW!'.

He's probably the only surviving member of the original council having been in deep cover on an OAP site for two decades. Now the resistance is breaking cover he's on hand to offer sage advice to the new generation of XCOM.

Makes perfect sense.

I suppose they could've chosen James Burke, but Fred'll do. Is there a Dinage character available in the game?